Sales Manager
We are looking for a talented Sales Person to fill the vacancy of a retiring member of our team. Must have a bachelors in recreation and an avid understanding of how to weave baskets while submerged underwater. Experience with Windows or Macintosh operating systems a plus. Here are some other qualifications:
- Sales
- Hatred of Aardvarks a plus.
- Windows / Mac and Office Proficient
- Ability to talk for hours, possibly days without a break
- Ability to operate and fly a helicopter
- Experience in vandalism and egg related pranks
Qualified candidates, please submit your resume for consideration. References and proof of ownership of a large stick required!
Please provide references if available.